BB Funny Status Messages

   I love running my fingers through my girlfriend's hair. It's also a great way to let her know we're out of napkins.

   There must be something behind the power outage at the super dome, may be stop the momentum??

   ‎1st half take...my grandma could've defended better than the 49ers!

   Love doesn't cost a thing... except tears, a broken heart, wasted time, and half ur sh!t.

   Obama just announced his NEW plan! He is going to vacation in Martha's Vineyard

   I'm proud to be an infidel

   Hey Obaman & other Liberal Dems The race card has become tired tattered and faded. Time to fabricate a new strategy.

   Liberal = hypocrite. YOU: must do as I say ME: must do what feels good

   Did Obama take ever take a economics class? Oh I'm sorry his school records are sealed too!

   When you cut the head off a snake, it doesn't die right away, it's still dangerous. The war on terror is NOT over, just yet.