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   messageicon When asked if she was lip-synching or not at the presidential inauguration, Beyonce replied "I would blame it on the rain, but unfortunately it wasn't raining just really cold, and girl you know it's true."
←Rate | 01-24-2013 15:09 by Ance Larmstrong Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently rumors were going around that the Hip Hop reggae artist known as "Shaggy" had died due to a stabbing in a bar last week. Mr. Boombastic reassured all of his fans by saying "It Wasn't Me"
←Rate | 01-24-2013 14:23 by Ance Larmstrong Comments (1)  


   messageicon It is so cold, when I came to work this morning I saw a hitchiker holding up a photograph of his thumb.
←Rate | 01-23-2013 11:08 by Ance Larmstrong Comments (0)  


   messageicon never make presumptions about who will get chicken pox...I don't like to blemish my reputation by making rash predictions
←Rate | 01-21-2013 08:51 by Ance Larmstrong Comments (0)  


   messageicon People always ask me, where do I come up with my status', do I make them up, or do I get them from the internet.. Truth is people. I use Status Enhancing Drugs.
←Rate | 01-16-2013 12:00 by Ance Larmstrong Comments (0)  



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