AC Funny Status Messages

   Irene knocked out my power and I suppose it wasnt the best idea to eat all of the food in my fridge before it goes bad. I just had some warm apple juice and icecream soup and now I am pregnant with a vicious food baby. I predict birth in about 20mins.

   When I'm on my death bed, I want my last words to be...."I left 10 million dollars in the..........."

   Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say "I don't know, lets yahoo it"....Sincerely Google

   I will do anything humanly possible to reach the remote without getting up.

   The ultimate feeling of opening a jar that everyone else struggled with......Ohhh Yeeaaaa!!

   Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level and then beat you with experience.

   Trying to forget someone who once beat the crap out of you is like trying to remember someone you never met

   Being with the wrong people is like wearing shoes that are too tight. It's so hard to fit in, and it hurts like hell in the end.

   You know what sucks? Having a dream so realistic you have to think hard if it really happened or not. o_O

   Some people are still alive today only because it's against the law to kill them