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   messageicon The owner of this bar is arguing with me that Mourinho is a better manager than Wenger. I just had to remind him that "the customer is always right Sir"
←Rate | 01-02-2016 13:47 by @viektorious Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinking of the best status to post and nothing funny comes to mind so just pretend this is the funniest status you've read today. - Management
←Rate | 12-13-2013 08:09 by @viektorious Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am quite offended that Prince William didn't lift up the baby like they did Simba in Lion King.
←Rate | 07-23-2013 16:29 by @viektorious Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm a member of the C.S.I.: "Can't. Stand. Idiots."
←Rate | 11-14-2011 02:09 by @viektorious Comments (0)  


   messageicon Over 10,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows. They must still be using XP.
←Rate | 10-21-2011 11:12 by @viektorious Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women who keep complaining that All guys are the same should tell us something - Who asked you to try them all?
←Rate | 10-06-2011 12:06 by @viektorious Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never got the expression "complete idiot". Ermm....Is there an Incomplete version?
←Rate | 09-22-2011 09:54 by @viektorious Comments (0)  


   messageicon And the person you'd take a bullet for is the one pulling the trigger.
←Rate | 06-29-2011 11:24 by @viektorious Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes its funny how the person you wana catch the grenade for is the one throwing it at you.
←Rate | 06-29-2011 11:23 by @viektorious Comments (0)  



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