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   messageicon Most bars should be called peace and quiet, after the no smoking signs went up
←Rate | 06-24-2015 17:08 by @tuxxer Comments (2)  


   messageicon We're told constantly to follow our dreams. Well, my dream is to thwart every single other human's dream. :HR Department
←Rate | 05-31-2015 17:16 by @Tuxxer Comments (0)  


   messageicon You obviously did not see either Adama, Baltar, or Roislyn wearing glasses
←Rate | 05-16-2015 01:28 by @Tuxxer Comments (0)  


   messageicon The kids of Gaza do recieve the media attention, when they act up, we spank them
←Rate | 02-07-2015 11:43 by @tuxxer Comments (0)  


   messageicon long range weather forcast for Damascus, Steel rains gonna fall
←Rate | 08-31-2013 18:21 by @tuxxer Comments (0)  


   messageicon PS4, brought to you by the same folks that brought the phrase root kit to our vocabulary
←Rate | 06-11-2013 02:35 by @tuxxer Comments (0)  


   messageicon The first thing I thought of was that a bruins game had gotten out of hand
←Rate | 04-15-2013 18:33 by @tuxxer Comments (0)  


   messageicon How the hell do you call Batman during the day? A: the bat phone, duh
←Rate | 04-07-2013 18:19 by @tuxxer Comments (0)  


   messageicon paul bearer has sadly passed away, the undertaker will be handling the funeral arrangements
←Rate | 03-06-2013 09:16 by @tuxxer Comments (0)  


   messageicon One look at Megan Fox, and you know God is a man
←Rate | 02-06-2013 01:35 by @tuxxer Comments (0)  



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