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   messageicon I have watched, line by line, as a picture of a topless girl tries to load through a 28.8k modem onto a pentium II -only to see it fail at nipple level
←Rate | 04-25-2012 09:19 by @torrent329 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My tip for you working professional's out there- If you job requires you to use a computer, Maybe you should learn the basic functions of a computer- for instance- TURNING THE F&CKING THING ON
←Rate | 02-09-2012 09:06 by @torrent329 Comments (0)  


   messageicon that old woman walking around with the trophy is killing me lol wonder if she even knows whats going on, or if she just smiling cause she went number 2...
←Rate | 02-05-2012 22:09 by @torrent329 Comments (0)  


   messageicon lol :57 sec left- this is going to be the longest 2 hours ever
←Rate | 02-05-2012 21:45 by @torrent329 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being a ugly woman is like being a man- you're going to have to work.
←Rate | 01-29-2012 00:41 by @torrent329 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kangaroos cant hop backwards.... it's not very funny, but you learned something! I don't care how drunk you get tonight, you will never forget that!
←Rate | 01-29-2012 00:41 by @torrent329 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Blind side- Letting people know that kidnapping is profitable
←Rate | 01-29-2012 00:40 by @torrent329 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love tattoos- every year on my birthday I get a small dash on my inner thigh were my balls currently hang. You can't tell me that's not going to be a beautiful work of art when it's finished.
←Rate | 01-29-2012 00:40 by @torrent329 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did Chris Brown really beat rihanna, or did rihanna get to close when Chris was dancing? I dunno I wasn't there.
←Rate | 01-29-2012 00:40 by @torrent329 Comments (0)  



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