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   messageicon I wonder if girls at the University of Alabama call their periods the "Crimson Tide"
←Rate | 01-10-2016 20:43 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm doing a water balloon drive by at bestbuy tonight at 23:00 hours...... Whose with me?!?!
←Rate | 11-25-2010 08:20 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life has no remote. Get up and change it yourself.
←Rate | 10-25-2010 17:44 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (4)  


   messageicon If your dog is the only one excited when you walk in the door from work even though you make 6 figures.......... you have failed conclusively!!!!!
←Rate | 10-24-2010 14:17 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  


   messageicon a fart is merely the cry of an imprisoned turd
←Rate | 10-21-2010 18:12 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Old people tell the best stories.....
←Rate | 10-11-2010 12:04 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wouldnt ot be nice if breast implants came with a squeaky toy inside them.
←Rate | 10-07-2010 10:24 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (2)  


   messageicon NOTHING is more awkward then walking down an empty hallway and passing someone who you use to talk to but don't anymore.
←Rate | 10-06-2010 19:34 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (3)  


   messageicon I wish I had had Dora's parents . They let her little A$$ go anywhere
←Rate | 10-05-2010 18:29 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me: Did it hurt? Girl says: What, when I fell out of heaven? Me: No, when you got kicked out of hell for being too hotttt!!
←Rate | 09-30-2010 18:06 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  



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