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   messageicon The ONLY 2 acceptable excuses a man can't spend time with his child is if he's DEAD or IN JAIL, Happy Father's Day
←Rate | 06-16-2013 01:58 by @seddy90 Comments (1)  

   messageicon WELCOME TO FACEBOOK - The place where people add you as a friend and walk past you in the street.....
←Rate | 07-18-2012 01:34 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Father's Day to all the Dads who went out to get some milk, & actually came back home.
←Rate | 06-17-2012 01:17 by @Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Flirting words = "Big head", "Punk", "Ugly", & "We gone fight."" ;)
←Rate | 06-07-2012 11:23 by @Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon BOSS: Built On Self Success.
←Rate | 05-27-2012 16:13 by @Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I never figured "HECK" is a combination of Hell and Fcuuk.
←Rate | 05-02-2012 10:47 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Goku had died and been ressurrected so many times it would make a Hindu dizzy.
←Rate | 04-29-2012 15:06 by @Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black person: Jeans $200, Shirt $100, Shoes $160, pockets.. $0 White Person: Jeans $15, Shirt $20, Shoes $30, pockets $5,000"
←Rate | 04-27-2012 12:41 by @Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon B!tch If you can't fit your tweet into 140 characters, maybe you should shut the hell up.
←Rate | 04-27-2012 12:41 by @Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sex is like school .. you miss a period & you're in trouble.
←Rate | 01-21-2012 15:07 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't want a relationship where people say "They look so cute together." I want one where they say, "Look how happy they are together."
←Rate | 01-08-2012 13:02 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon It took Harry Potter 7 damn long books to catch the bad guy. When it only takes Scooby-Doo 25 minutes
←Rate | 01-08-2012 12:53 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Facebook should have a ”no one cares” button
←Rate | 01-16-2011 15:56 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My wife is driving me crazy with nagging! I came back from the store with the list she gave me and now she's all on my case because I forgot ONE little kid.
←Rate | 01-01-2011 07:00 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon There has been only one Christmas -- the rest are anniversaries
←Rate | 12-25-2010 00:58 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon They say that hard work never killed anybody, but did you ever know anyone who rested to death?
←Rate | 12-16-2010 12:24 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Relationship has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
←Rate | 11-21-2010 16:06 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
←Rate | 11-08-2010 02:23 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Who cares if my grandkids aren't gonna see a polar bear? I didn't see a dinosaur
←Rate | 11-08-2010 02:22 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon from the moment I saw u, I wanted 2b inside u, The way you smell, The way ur tongue feels, The way you tighten n loosen.....mmmm new shoes
←Rate | 11-08-2010 02:21 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  


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