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   messageicon Snooki's due date is December 21st. looks like the Mayans knew what they were talking about.
←Rate | 03-03-2012 09:43 by @ericroflmao Comments (0)  


   messageicon A picture may say a thousand words...but with Photoshop, it tells a thousand lies!
←Rate | 11-25-2011 13:41 by @ericroflmao Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when I look horrible in a group photo and the person that looks good refuses to delete it
←Rate | 11-25-2011 13:40 by @ericroflmao Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lesson of the Day: This is your ass (_._) This is your ass in prison (_O_) . Any questions? Just say no to crime!
←Rate | 11-25-2011 13:38 by @ericroflmao Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I'm leaving the schools bathroom and I see the cleaning lady waiting,we exchange the knowing look that I just crapped in her office
←Rate | 11-22-2011 20:03 by @ericroflmao Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm a leader, not a follower.. Unless it's a dark place, then screw it, you're going first!
←Rate | 11-22-2011 20:02 by @ericroflmao Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cyclists want to be treated like motorists until there's a red light. then all of a sudden they are pedestrians..
←Rate | 11-04-2011 07:47 by @ericroflmao Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1 tequila, 2 tequilas, 3 tequiklas, 4 teuiqlas, 5 teuiqlsd, 6 teiqulkss, 7 eteiqlas, 8 treqiklas, 9 trwqiukas 10 trewqiÃ...
←Rate | 10-11-2011 22:12 by @ericroflmao Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants to hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put push-pins in all the locations that I've traveled to. But first I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won't fall down.
←Rate | 10-11-2011 22:02 by @ericroflmao Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants to jump in a cab and yell "follow that car!"
←Rate | 10-11-2011 21:55 by @ericroflmao Comments (0)  



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