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   messageicon In retaliation for the genocide of their people the Indians today magnificently beat the Cowboys in a game of football! All is even!
←Rate | 11-22-2012 21:20 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I will no longer need your services REAL LIFE...I Now have MineCraft!
←Rate | 08-19-2012 13:10 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Most important thing I learned today: My Talk to kids/Nice voice sounds INCREDIBLY HOMOSEXUAL
←Rate | 07-13-2012 19:27 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If there's one thing Ripley taught me it was never trust a Droid - Team Apple
←Rate | 06-17-2012 13:01 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The wife and I to spice things up have been getting into S&M. But it can be dangerous so you have to have a safety word. Mine is "bor....ing"
←Rate | 05-18-2011 00:15 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why does the Pope mobile have bulletproof glass? If the Pope is afraid to die, what chance does anyone else have!
←Rate | 04-21-2011 00:36 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Nut I busted yesterday was so good it's still on my mind today at work. I'm totally having Pistachios again tonight
←Rate | 04-20-2011 13:35 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just found out there is an "acceptable" amount of radioactive iodine in water.
←Rate | 03-23-2011 03:25 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thx Burger King breakfast for letting me experience Prison Food!
←Rate | 03-17-2011 10:37 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I wanted to listen to someone bi!ch, complain and act like there better than everyone else I'd listen to RAP music
←Rate | 03-16-2011 01:16 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You can safely say you live in the ghetto when you open your front door to the smell of hotdogs.
←Rate | 02-27-2011 19:34 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just saw Dianna Ross on Oprah, wow I don't think I'll ever get an erection again
←Rate | 02-25-2011 17:57 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (1)  

   messageicon I've only got a couple more years in my "fat stage of life" before I start getting refer'd to as the "fat friend"
←Rate | 02-16-2011 13:47 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just bought a "Flux Capacitor" off eBay!
←Rate | 02-16-2011 01:21 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just took a duce so big and hard I think it was my first gay experience
←Rate | 12-11-2010 20:14 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I'm not gonna shower tonight I'm gonna at least baby wipe my hole and baby powder my balls. Same diff
←Rate | 12-06-2010 20:36 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Once they learn how to prevent pizza rolls from exploding out molten hot lava, then I'll believe in the ability if science.
←Rate | 12-03-2010 08:21 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I read at the end of the 20th century all Blacks were offered exodus from US slavery the only requirement was a boat ride back to Africa. But we know how blacks feel about water, ergo: they stayed!
←Rate | 11-11-2010 15:52 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (3)  

   messageicon I must have ordered the "Johnny Cash" at Taco Bell cuz now I'm experiencing a "Ring of Fire" in the bathroom!
←Rate | 11-11-2010 02:02 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You couldn't get laid in a womens prison with a handful of pardons!
←Rate | 11-10-2010 00:21 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  


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