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   messageicon chain wallets are a great way to let the ladies know that you've got about $7 that you don't wanna lose.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 17:57 by @cdowney84 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like my women the same way I like my hangover, gone by the time I get out of bed.
←Rate | 12-11-2011 13:32 by @cdowney84 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just seen a video of Miley Cyrus singing "Smells Like Teen Spirit" on YouTube... As if a shotgun to the face wasn't tragic enough for Nirvana.
←Rate | 12-11-2011 13:30 by @cdowney84 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎"I'm here for you if you need anything" a.k.a. "I wanna be the next guy you bang"
←Rate | 11-27-2011 20:23 by @cdowney84 Comments (0)  


   messageicon my doctor: "do you have any pains after sexual intercourse?'' me: "well, they usually don't call back afterwards, and that kinda hurts."
←Rate | 11-27-2011 09:49 by @cdowney84 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who needs dance lessons when you've got alcohol?!
←Rate | 11-19-2011 11:20 by @cdowney84 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not saying she is a $lut or anything, but if her v@gina was password protected, it would probably be "1234"
←Rate | 11-14-2011 20:23 by @cdowney84 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Biggest turn on: When a girl picks the iron as her Monopoly piece.
←Rate | 11-14-2011 19:25 by @cdowney84 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess taking pics of your food has finally replaced taking your pic in the bathroom mirror? Great, now I get to see that you can't cook OR clean...
←Rate | 11-10-2011 17:54 by @cdowney84 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best part about the daylight savings tonight is that I get to hear last call called twice.
←Rate | 11-05-2011 17:10 by @cdowney84 Comments (0)  



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