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   messageicon they say eating fish makes you smarter, but the only ones you eat are the ones dumb enough to get caught
←Rate | 02-18-2010 20:55 by @bigger23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.
←Rate | 10-31-2009 13:13 by @bigger23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.
←Rate | 10-17-2009 15:14 by @bigger23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once.
←Rate | 10-17-2009 02:35 by @bigger23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon with all due repect, its hard to believe in god when certain people have yet to be disentigrated by bolts of lightning
←Rate | 10-16-2009 20:09 by @bigger23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, give a man a religeon, he'll starve to death praying for a fish
←Rate | 10-16-2009 20:04 by @bigger23 Comments (0)  



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