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   messageicon What do you think the employee discount is at the Dollar Store? Do you think it's 'just take it'?
←Rate | 08-19-2011 22:53 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want my tombstone to say "Don't just stand there... water my flowers."
←Rate | 08-19-2011 22:49 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon Controversy in Tibet... they are naming the first black Dalai Lama, the Dalai Lamar.
←Rate | 08-11-2011 15:31 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if I ask too many hypothetical questions?
←Rate | 08-11-2011 15:03 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember the good ol' days when people robbed banks... not the other way around?
←Rate | 08-11-2011 15:01 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chicken pot pie sounds like such a good idea... if you add commas.
←Rate | 06-29-2011 18:15 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon M.C. Hammer should be a security guard at an art museum.
←Rate | 06-29-2011 18:09 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just unlocked the "Restraining Order" badge by stalking people who use 4square.
←Rate | 06-29-2011 17:11 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to wear a "One in the Oven" shirt backwards... so the arrow points to my ass.
←Rate | 06-29-2011 17:10 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon "We Built This City on Slave Labor and Freemason Secrets" - Thomas Jefferson Starship.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 21:02 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  



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