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   messageicon If I put bricks on top of my oven... Is that considered "Brick Oven Pizza?"
←Rate | 05-07-2014 19:01 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The way these kids are growing up now a days.. I'm scared for the future of society.. We're all going to Hell in a Handbag!
←Rate | 07-03-2013 18:01 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hopefully the guy on the Skywire doesn't have to sneeze anytime soon.. Looks Dusty
←Rate | 06-23-2013 21:54 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies... If your going to post "Selfie" pics from the bathroom... Can't you atleast make sure the toliet is not in the picture...
←Rate | 06-18-2013 17:28 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope Stanley doesn't get mad when the Bruins take his cup again.
←Rate | 06-18-2013 08:50 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hunny... You dont speak a lick of English.. But you repeated my coffee order perfectly! Will you marry me!
←Rate | 05-30-2013 10:18 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Smells like a Storms a brewin' Jack!" Ohh God ive been watchin too much Duck Dynasty!
←Rate | 05-08-2013 12:19 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was going to buy my first pair of Jordans.. Until I saw the price.. So I decided to make a car payment instead!
←Rate | 03-19-2013 12:43 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If anybodys looking for me i'll be in Southie lookin for Erin's Gold Bra. Happy St Patricks Day
←Rate | 03-17-2013 09:02 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love when people see me and say..." Ohh I've been meaning to call you.. But lost your number.." B itch my number hasn't changed in 10 yrs! It should be implanted into your brain cells!
←Rate | 03-14-2013 16:53 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Keep Calm and Keep scrolling... I got nothing funny to say here.
←Rate | 03-14-2013 09:42 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Face it.. Hotel rooms are good for one thing only... Getting laid
←Rate | 02-02-2013 09:45 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I die, I want my tombstone to have an iPad built into it. So all my friends and family can write on my wall.
←Rate | 01-06-2013 17:32 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best things about celebrating the holiday with family as you get older is the kids table now contains alcohol.
←Rate | 11-22-2012 15:37 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Parents: Help you grow from a child to an adult.. Then they become your roommates and get mad when the rent is late..
←Rate | 09-27-2012 01:01 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The New iPhone5 is out.. It now fits up your a$$hole!
←Rate | 09-21-2012 23:19 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Or your a photographer now.. Where'd you go Instagram University?
←Rate | 08-20-2012 18:53 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So I read the 1st page of Hunger Games... And fell asleep.
←Rate | 04-17-2012 21:29 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow! The economy is so bad people are even stealin from Dr.Suess now!
←Rate | 03-28-2012 22:51 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just realized.. I called one of my customers from work 48 times.. While trying to vote for someone on a reality tv show... Whoopsies
←Rate | 03-15-2012 12:06 by @seanathon77 Comments (0)  


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