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   messageicon What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look i'm changing
←Rate | 06-08-2013 04:58 by @georgesdiab Comments (0)  


   messageicon 7 Billion people, 14 billion Faces.
←Rate | 05-03-2013 08:16 by @Georgesdiab Comments (0)  


   messageicon In the bathroom, even the shampoo bottle becomes interesting.
←Rate | 04-29-2013 09:20 by @Georgesdiab Comments (0)  


   messageicon Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.
←Rate | 03-26-2013 15:50 by @Georgesdiab Comments (0)  


   messageicon People complain about auto-correct but it is helpful 99% of the titties.
←Rate | 03-26-2013 15:49 by @Georgesdiab Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please ignore this status. I'm standing in public alone and I don't want to seem like a total loner, so I'm making it look like I'm texting.
←Rate | 02-23-2013 04:12 by @Georgesdiab Comments (0)  


   messageicon You have no idea how happy I get when p̶h̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶r̶i̶n̶g̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶i̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶.̶ the microwave beeps and the food is ready.
←Rate | 02-21-2013 01:39 by @Georgesdiab Comments (0)  


   messageicon so lazy today that I cant even finish a
←Rate | 02-20-2013 14:13 by @Georgesdiab Comments (0)  


   messageicon If strippers are now called exotic dancers then drug dealers should be called exotic pharmacist
←Rate | 02-20-2013 13:34 by @Georgesdiab Comments (0)  


   messageicon People don't change... They just learn to lie better!
←Rate | 02-20-2013 13:10 by @Georgesdiab Comments (0)  



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