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   messageicon A honeymoon is a vacation a man takes before starting work under a new boss
←Rate | 03-23-2017 15:51 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sierra, Echo, November, Delta. November, Uniform, Delta, Echo, Sierra
←Rate | 12-28-2016 07:01 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon You hoes saying you're leaving America but can't even leave your boyfriend after he's cheated on you 32 times
←Rate | 11-09-2016 12:40 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon Every time I have to dress up in this killing heat I contemplate becoming a nudist. Then I remember what I look like naked and start putting on my clothes….
←Rate | 05-15-2016 10:25 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon For those that don't know, I'm getting married on May 7th. Since it's short notice don't worry about bringing wedding gifts, just bring someone for me to marry. Thanks
←Rate | 04-13-2016 12:06 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon Picking a president to vote for this term is like picking the STD that I would be the most okay with having
←Rate | 03-02-2016 17:37 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon I want a girl that likes long romantic walks. Because I don't have a car.
←Rate | 02-05-2016 09:18 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon My future wife is probably lying in bed right now texting her man about how they’re gonna be together forever. I think not, see you in two years babe
←Rate | 01-08-2016 12:23 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon Am I the only person who feels like Christmas didn't even happen?
←Rate | 01-04-2016 17:37 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you friendzone me, help me bang your other friends then. Bestie
←Rate | 10-28-2015 18:46 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  


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