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   messageicon Dear Black Friday: We all have big screen tvs. Put those groceries on sale.
←Rate | 11-18-2023 05:43 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon I live every day like it's Friday the 13th.
←Rate | 04-13-2023 09:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jesus final words on Good Friday " Don’t eat my chocolate. I’ll be back Monday."
←Rate | 04-09-2023 09:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Damn, Girl. Are you Black Friday? 'Cause I'm wondering what your deal is.
←Rate | 11-25-2022 19:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I decided to beat Black Friday and start my Christmas shopping early. *Runs Amazon van off the road
←Rate | 12-03-2021 17:28 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just did my own taxes . I should be in jail by Friday.
←Rate | 02-03-2021 08:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girl and I decided never to go to sleep angry at each other. We’ve been awake since Friday
←Rate | 12-28-2020 16:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I decided to beat Black Friday and start my Christmas shopping early. *Runs Amazon van off the road
←Rate | 12-02-2020 08:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know how sailors used to get scurvy from not eating citrus fruit/vitamin C? Well if there’s a disease that one gets from eating cheesecake I’m going to have it by Friday around noon.
←Rate | 11-25-2020 07:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone going early Black Friday shopping after the elections?
←Rate | 11-02-2020 22:51 Comments (0)  



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