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   messageicon If you can't handle the truth, stop asking tge questions. I'm into fairytales. Come on people, you know Snow White slept with a dwarf before Prince Charming came along!
←Rate | 02-26-2012 10:51 by zandra Comments (0)  


   messageicon Motivation= get on treadmill naked in front of mirror
←Rate | 02-26-2012 11:20 by zandra Comments (0)  


   messageicon Handles on a matress come in really handy, not only to flip your matress. big smile
←Rate | 02-26-2012 12:18 by zandra Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beer is now cheaper than GAS! Drink don't Drive...
←Rate | 02-26-2012 15:41 by zandra Comments (0)  


   messageicon if another women steals your man. There is no better revenge, then letting her keep him. A REAL MAN can't be stolen!
←Rate | 02-28-2012 03:57 by zandra Comments (0)  


   messageicon How dare you POKE me and not stick around to cuddle... Does this mean we're allowed to POKE around?
←Rate | 03-04-2012 12:44 by zandra Comments (0)  



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