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   messageicon General Motors is poised to become “the success story” of the recession. GM said it wants to thank those who made its recovery possible: Toyota's brakes, Toyota's steering, and Toyota's accelerators!
←Rate | 11-22-2010 10:17 by Total Package Comments (2)  


   messageicon It's so cold outside right now that angry drivers are flipping each other the mitten!
←Rate | 12-16-2010 13:46 by total package Comments (0)  


   messageicon loves the Daisy air rifle he got for Christmas and is anxiously awaiting the first Jehovah's Witness to come to the door!
←Rate | 12-26-2010 20:43 by total package Comments (0)  


   messageicon unscrewing a bottle of his favorite wine...Chateau Libido! ;)
←Rate | 12-28-2010 08:37 by total package Comments (1)  


   messageicon Looks like OPEC is up to their old tricks again....I had to cash in a few T-Bills and sell off a kidney to fill up my truck this morning!
←Rate | 02-24-2011 17:09 by total package Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't understand why Burger King is getting so much credit for their Whopper delivery idea when I've been providing the same free service to lonely women since 1983....Such a thankless job! ツ
←Rate | 01-19-2012 15:28 by total package Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why didn't the gay cop from "The Village People" save the day in that Orlando club?
←Rate | 06-19-2016 00:05 by total package Comments (0)  



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