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   messageicon If you have a tattoo on your face, you've lost the right to ask me what I'm looking at.
←Rate | 04-15-2014 07:50 by shitrus Comments (0)  


   messageicon Was just talking to my 9 year old nephew. When I asked him what he was up to, he said he was on another phone with his girlfriend. I'm going to ask him for some dating advice.
←Rate | 04-17-2014 05:45 by shitrus Comments (0)  


   messageicon Porn Hub has pledged to plant a new tree for every hundred videos viewed on its site. The amount of tissue paper I get through, I'm still not sure that's environmentally sustainable.
←Rate | 05-06-2014 04:15 by shitrus Comments (0)  



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