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   messageicon I have no problem texting and driving. Now texting while walking downstairs, that stuff is dangerous!
←Rate | 10-27-2010 21:31 by rockerch!ck Comments (0)  


   messageicon 9 out of 10 guys likes girls with big boobs. The 10th guy likes the other 9 guys
←Rate | 10-27-2010 21:34 by rockerch!ck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyone's bathroom looks like one mirror at a time
←Rate | 10-28-2010 13:31 by rockerch!ck Comments (4)  


   messageicon Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that I'm typing this with my middle finger . . .
←Rate | 10-28-2010 13:39 by rockerch!ck Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I ever wake up in a room full of people and a tape recorder that says, "Hello, I want to play a game," I'm going to be so mad!
←Rate | 10-28-2010 13:41 by rockerch!ck Comments (0)  


   messageicon The kids next door challenged me to a water fight . . . I'm just poisting this while I wait for the kettle to boil
←Rate | 10-28-2010 13:46 by rockerch!ck Comments (1)  


   messageicon when I was your age I lost my tooth, not my virginity
←Rate | 10-28-2010 14:11 by rockerch!ck Comments (0)  


   messageicon myspace, then facebook, then twitter. Next? mylifetotallyexposed . com
←Rate | 10-28-2010 15:01 by rockerch!ck Comments (0)  



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