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   messageicon Justin Bieber takes home Artist of the Year at the American Music Awards...and you wonder why the rest of the world hates us so much...
←Rate | 11-22-2010 13:13 by rayzvibe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need to be a greeter at Walmart so I can direct people appropriately. "Nair for your lady mustache aisle 4...Deodorant for that stench aisle 5..." etc.
←Rate | 12-07-2010 14:35 by Rayzvibe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear God, When I was young I said always wanted to be a hip-hop rapper...Not a Christmas gift wrapper...in a mall...on a rainy Wednesday. FML
←Rate | 12-22-2010 13:00 by Rayzvibe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dina Lohan said "God has a plan for Lindsay". Dina, God's plan is simpler than that. It's called "porn".
←Rate | 02-11-2011 17:14 by rayzvibe Comments (0)  



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