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   messageicon Calm down cashier clerk, it's just a 5 dollar bill. No need to hold it up against the light and run your marker through it. I spend my counterfits on my drug dealer...
←Rate | 10-16-2013 17:00 by PLATT_AVE Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's with all these Anti-Bullying campaigns? Do kids nowadays not know how to join gangs anymore?!!
←Rate | 10-30-2013 18:55 by PLATT_AVE Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when i'm shopping at the grocery store and realize the shopping cart I've been pushing across the aisle isn't mine and I don't have a blonde haired blue-eyed baby....
←Rate | 11-12-2013 00:54 by platt_ave Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Un-United States of America.....
←Rate | 07-22-2016 21:41 by Platt ave Comments (0)  


   messageicon It took me 2 and a half years of feeding my cat to realize I don't own a cat..
←Rate | 02-08-2017 23:53 by Platt Ave Comments (0)  



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