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   messageicon back in a minute, I have to take an Obama.
←Rate | 09-09-2011 13:28 by nick1295 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." -Dave Barry
←Rate | 09-09-2011 13:42 by nick1295 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Waterbording's more fun than a polygraph.
←Rate | 09-09-2011 13:54 by nick1295 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obamacare-Call us when you are shovel ready.
←Rate | 09-09-2011 13:58 by nick1295 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jesus Christ & U. S. Veterans are the only forces that offered to die for you.
←Rate | 09-09-2011 14:01 by nick1295 Comments (0)  



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