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   messageicon Going to create a new social networking site called Myface because it would be hilarious to hear someone say, "Have you been on myface today?"
←Rate | 11-01-2010 01:46 by lifedefiance Comments (0)  


   messageicon learned something today: when a homeless man is blocking an entire stairwell, vigorously fiddling with his crotch, it is in everyone's best interest that he simply be left alone.
←Rate | 11-01-2010 17:49 by lifedefiance Comments (2)  


   messageicon Got asked by this girl today if I wanted to make a sex tape with her. I told her yeah but we'd have to do it in infrared since nightvision was taken. I'll be in Hollywood in no time!
←Rate | 07-03-2012 07:57 by Lifedefiance Comments (0)  



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