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   messageicon Knows the world will look up and shout “Save us!”… And he'll whisper “No.”
←Rate | 11-14-2009 07:20 by Lard Comments (0)  


   messageicon At the bottom of that bottle of chardonnay were words I always had the good sense to say
←Rate | 11-14-2009 07:22 by Lard Comments (0)  


   messageicon She realised I had lied about my "restaurant experience" when she saw her ceiling was dripping with balsamic vinaigrette.
←Rate | 11-14-2009 07:24 by Lard Comments (0)  


   messageicon was playing "FARMVILLE" when immigration showed up and took all my workers ! ! !
←Rate | 01-08-2010 15:13 by lard Comments (0)  


   messageicon added my friend Jamal as a neighbour on Farmville yesterday.I logged on this morning to find that all my chickens had been stolen and he'd opened up a KFC
←Rate | 04-17-2010 17:24 by Lard Comments (2)  


   messageicon I just opened my wheelie bin and a wasp flew out. Now what kind of sick person would do that?
←Rate | 08-25-2010 19:21 by Lard Comments (1)  


   messageicon I wonder if my boss was more fun and carefree in his youth, when his name was Anakin.
←Rate | 09-23-2010 16:31 by lard Comments (1)  



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