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   messageicon I've decided to give up fluorescent lighting for lent...oh, and chairs...maybe I'll throw in desks too, along with office cubicles and work phones... Hope my boss understands my religious beliefs...............
←Rate | 03-10-2011 03:43 by kishen alex raj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ne-yo once sang that he is so sick of love song, but why does he continues singing it??? weird...........
←Rate | 03-17-2011 04:43 by kishen alex raj Comments (0)  


   messageicon im dying to see the americans plant a C5 up Ghadafi's candy ass and light it with a matchstick and take pics and post it up on facebook and tag me to it so that I can see the pics while feasting on a bag of potato chips
←Rate | 03-20-2011 21:05 by kishen alex raj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Royal Wedding.. Hmmm..... Wonder whether they will have this Fuss bout big wedding when Justin Beiber decides to get married with the guy of his choice???
←Rate | 04-28-2011 06:25 by kishen alex raj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just found out, Microsoft bought skype for $$8.5Mil??? Idiots !!!! I knw Bill Gates has the money, but that fool could have downloaded it for freee !!
←Rate | 05-14-2011 05:12 by kishen alex raj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Great, first MSN. Then freindster, now the spam has came to facebook. Just what everyone needs, a Social Networking page filled with bulls^!Ys!!!
←Rate | 05-16-2011 03:42 by kishen alex raj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Awkward moment for a liverpool fan : when they ask what's the time and its 19:18........
←Rate | 05-16-2011 14:19 by kishen alex raj Comments (0)  


   messageicon I may not have fulfilled my dream of becoming a rock star just yet, but I will definitely make up for it one day by destroying a couple of keyboard while singing before I leave the office.
←Rate | 05-17-2011 07:07 by kishen alex raj Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders, what would happen if a witness was sworn in, asked to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth and the answer came out from his mouth is no?
←Rate | 05-20-2011 05:27 by kishen alex raj Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders, If I follow a leprechaun on twitter, would it somehow lead me to a pot gold?
←Rate | 05-24-2011 09:38 by kishen alex raj Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am finding all the RIP's for a drug addicted Amy Winehouse and none for the 95 innocent people killed in the massacre that happened in Norway rather ironic....... RIP for those who died innocently!!
←Rate | 07-24-2011 14:21 by kishen alex raj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Concentration. Precision. Fearlessness. Patience. Four skills all men possess while shaving that I wish we could apply to other aspects of our life, always.
←Rate | 07-26-2011 00:52 by kishen alex raj Comments (0)  



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