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   messageicon I won a trip to China now am stuck here waiting to win a trip back home
←Rate | 11-30-2010 01:59 by kibobi Comments (0)  


   messageicon succesfully finished his rubiks cube, waiting for the paint to dry now
←Rate | 11-30-2010 05:26 by kibobi Comments (0)  


   messageicon you cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women
←Rate | 12-01-2010 03:28 by kibobi Comments (0)  


   messageicon it is always much easier to get a woman if you already have one
←Rate | 12-01-2010 03:30 by kibobi Comments (0)  


   messageicon The uglier the girl the closer she lives.
←Rate | 12-01-2010 06:24 by kibobi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would kill for a nobel peace price
←Rate | 12-10-2010 10:06 by kibobi Comments (0)  


   messageicon why is it that when a door is slightly open it's ajar but when a jar is slightly open it's not a door?
←Rate | 01-26-2011 02:40 by kibobi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hosni Mubarak should have listened to me when I told him to get rid of that Justin Bieber song from his i-pod playlist
←Rate | 02-02-2011 02:46 by kibobi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair
←Rate | 02-08-2011 04:45 by kibobi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me -- and I didn't hear it.
←Rate | 03-04-2011 10:34 by kibobi Comments (0)  


   messageicon where do all the characters go that you type on the keyboard before you realize the cursor isn't in the box?
←Rate | 06-13-2011 13:13 by kibobi Comments (0)  


   messageicon if your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked
←Rate | 06-13-2011 13:15 by kibobi Comments (0)  


   messageicon always hold out your hand when someone is counting money in front of you, just incase
←Rate | 06-13-2011 14:25 by kibobi Comments (0)  



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