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   messageicon thinks she is FIT! And yes, she is definitely unpretentious!
←Rate | 11-02-2009 11:49 by K Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ran out of bubbles for her bath so she had to make her own.
←Rate | 01-11-2010 19:28 by k Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.
←Rate | 04-23-2010 14:07 by k Comments (0)  


   messageicon eating a couch cushion and just found out I'm Oprah's long lost sister!
←Rate | 01-24-2011 17:46 by k Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got hit on by a decent looking guy working at Ralphs... He ended up asking 4 my # & I said,"Oh & 2 packs of parliament lights & I'll b paying w my food stamp card." Turns out, no decent looking dude wants to date a 2 pack a day,low income poor woman?
←Rate | 05-20-2011 11:04 by k Comments (0)  


   messageicon FYI... 1st person to complain about the heat this summer, will be deleted from my friends list, ohhhh & if I see you out in public--I'll slap ur face...
←Rate | 05-20-2011 11:10 by k Comments (0)  


   messageicon The worst thing about admitting you're an alcoholic is that people will expect you to stop drinking.
←Rate | 11-09-2012 01:53 by k Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every month you push your kid in a stroller after they can walk is another year they'll live in your house after they turn 18.
←Rate | 02-17-2013 13:06 by k Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why people diss Wal-Mart? Is it so great that it has the most number of haters?
←Rate | 08-16-2013 23:06 by K Comments (0)  



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