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   messageicon I really want to punch "The Situation" in his vagina
←Rate | 02-17-2011 21:00 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook needs to add a maybe button for friend requests, some people deserve to wait for a decision to be made.
←Rate | 02-17-2011 21:00 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't make the same typo I did in a text to my girlfriend: "Having a great time wish you were her."
←Rate | 02-17-2011 21:01 by hovo Comments (1)  


   messageicon Kinda feels weird when your computer asks if you'd like to continue unprotected....
←Rate | 02-17-2011 21:02 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Once you lick frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin
←Rate | 02-17-2011 21:03 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if butterflies get humans in their stomach when they're anxious?
←Rate | 02-17-2011 21:03 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please read! URGENT! FACEBOOK VIRUS ALERT. An email recently went out to women asking them to post the color of their bra. THIS IS A VIRUS. To fix it, you must remove your bra, then go to Settings>Enable Webcam> Record Movie> Send to me ;) lol
←Rate | 02-17-2011 21:19 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Too bad you can't photoshop your ugly personality.
←Rate | 02-18-2011 23:41 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Geting your wife two gifts but telling her one is for my Wife and the other is for my Lover is not a good idea. because she wont get it
←Rate | 02-21-2011 21:15 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon if your reading this your on facebook and have no life
←Rate | 02-28-2011 04:07 by hovo Comments (1)  


   messageicon Sometimes I feel like only Google understands what I'm trying to say...
←Rate | 02-28-2011 19:57 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
←Rate | 03-05-2011 02:50 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thumbs up if your a Mex Thumbs down if you wanna kill all Mex
←Rate | 03-05-2011 03:54 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
←Rate | 03-08-2011 20:11 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Daylight savings is the lamest form of time travel.
←Rate | 03-14-2011 18:44 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dang, these gas prices are higher than Charlie Sheen.
←Rate | 03-14-2011 18:44 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today, it took 473 licks to get to the center of my Tootsie Pop. You're welcome, World.
←Rate | 03-22-2011 16:33 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Copy and paste this as ur status, send it to 3 people in 10 minutes, absolutely nothing will happen! It works! Ive done it twice and both times nothing happened!
←Rate | 03-22-2011 20:15 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If girls think giving birth is hard try playing call of duty on a laggy server
←Rate | 03-22-2011 20:15 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd mind my own business if yours was a little less interesting
←Rate | 03-22-2011 20:16 by hovo Comments (0)  


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