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   messageicon I really need to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" Some people are starting to take it as a personal challenge!
←Rate | 10-06-2012 03:41 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon laughing because I just pictured you naked!
←Rate | 10-06-2012 03:55 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Where have you been my whole life? And could you please go back there?
←Rate | 10-06-2012 03:58 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon not sitting at home praying, he is out somewhere being prayed for!
←Rate | 10-06-2012 04:05 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Doesn't like being told what to do unless he is naked
←Rate | 10-06-2012 04:13 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't feel like doing anything today...except for you...I'd do you.
←Rate | 10-06-2012 04:16 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon has plenty of girls who can suck, he's looking for the one who can blow his mind
←Rate | 10-06-2012 04:24 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your ass must get jealous of all the crap that comes out of your mouth!
←Rate | 10-06-2012 04:26 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't do anything at 7am that doesn't involve Sleeping, Sex, or Bacon.
←Rate | 10-06-2012 04:31 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Are you stalking me? Cause that would be awesome!
←Rate | 10-06-2012 04:42 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon This recurring dream where my FB account gets deleted and I cease to exist.
←Rate | 10-07-2012 22:24 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I laugh so hard that tears run down my leg!
←Rate | 10-07-2012 23:13 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon A girl plays with your mind, A woman explores it.
←Rate | 10-08-2012 02:39 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your about as useful as decaffienated coffee.
←Rate | 10-09-2012 04:55 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if he is actually attractive and girls are just afraid to talk to him?
←Rate | 10-09-2012 04:58 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon you remind me of monday. No one likes it either.
←Rate | 10-10-2012 04:29 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're as useless as the G in Lasagna
←Rate | 10-13-2012 03:24 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone deserves to be treated equally. It doesnt matter if your gay or black or a woman or normal.
←Rate | 10-14-2012 01:49 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think it's sick joke that companies are selling calendars for 2013. Anything to make a buck.
←Rate | 10-21-2012 23:52 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission.
←Rate | 10-26-2012 02:53 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


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