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   messageicon now that you've checked in there i'm going around your place to steal your things coz I now know i've got a good hour before you're close to home!!
←Rate | 02-27-2011 19:45 by drftn8 Comments (0)  


   messageicon swimming less than 30 minutes after a meal.. Thug life baby!!
←Rate | 04-10-2011 23:03 by drftn8 Comments (0)  


   messageicon is having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I remember forgetting this before
←Rate | 04-18-2011 01:20 by drftn8 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering how many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said!!
←Rate | 05-10-2011 20:09 by drftn8 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just got robbed at the gas station.. police came down and said "do you know who robbed you"? I replied "yes.. pump number 6"
←Rate | 03-25-2012 19:04 by drftn8 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ah tuesday, mondays slightly less ugly sister
←Rate | 05-01-2012 21:03 by drftn8 Comments (0)  



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