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   messageicon Dear Walmart: If your employees "appear" to be incredibly overweight, they ought to know that fitting in to a size 2 gives the wrong impression of your organization. I do not enjoy viewing what looks like to be a belly button when I approach an employee.
←Rate | 06-26-2010 22:16 by christineusar Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Toyota sent BP a Thank You note
←Rate | 06-26-2010 22:23 by christineusar Comments (2)  


   messageicon Dear Mrs. Obama- I've scheduled some movers for tomorrow at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
←Rate | 09-17-2010 15:53 by christineusar Comments (3)  


   messageicon Got my Halloween costume- Snookie! I will wear clothes 5 sizes too small, paint my body umpa loompa orange, walk around half naked, drunk and obnoxious.
←Rate | 09-22-2010 13:07 by christineusar Comments (0)  


   messageicon Starting my new excercise routine- I am tired of looking like I have two sets of breasts.
←Rate | 01-10-2011 11:43 by christineusar Comments (1)  


   messageicon If Casey Anthony writes a book called "If I did it", I will snap.
←Rate | 07-06-2011 17:51 by christineusar Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Soulja Boy- your music sucks even more than it did before! Way to insult the Soldiers who buy your music. PRICK!
←Rate | 09-08-2011 14:59 by christineusar Comments (0)  


   messageicon Round the clock unnecessary news on this...would have been more interesting if choosing the new pope was a production of the tv series Punked.
←Rate | 03-13-2013 21:22 by christineusar Comments (0)  



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