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   messageicon I just had a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world. I told them to F off!! Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving!!
←Rate | 09-28-2009 22:29 by bigboyindiego Comments (0)  


   messageicon getting OLDER remembers when he needed glasses to see blackboard , NOW he needs them to see SCHOOL !!!
←Rate | 12-31-2009 16:59 by BIGboyindiego Comments (0)  


   messageicon told by someone that swimming will get you in shape ......IF THAT IS THE CASE SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME WHY WHALES ARE SO effin FAT !?!?
←Rate | 01-02-2010 04:44 by bigboyindiego Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering how a MAN can't stop a PRIUS ......BUT....... Tiger woods wife stopped a ESCALADE WITH a 9iron
←Rate | 03-16-2010 02:45 by Bigboyindiego Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I win the 265 millon California lottery this week , I am gunna fly to Somalia and collect all the trillons of Dollars I've won from all My DEAD realatives and take over the world !!!
←Rate | 05-04-2010 07:01 by bigboyindiego Comments (0)  


   messageicon If BP needs a giant box to contain all the oil, they can call any of my ex-girlfriends.
←Rate | 05-11-2010 18:06 by bigboyindiego Comments (0)  



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