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   messageicon 911: What is your emergency? / Sprint HTC Evo: Hi, I just murdered the iPhone.
←Rate | 05-30-2010 17:30 by BB Comments (0)  


   messageicon 9 out of 10 men smell their finger after scratching their nuts
←Rate | 10-06-2010 12:19 by bb Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today, I was rejected by a girl when she told me she is not ready to date. We met on a dating website
←Rate | 11-06-2010 20:14 by BB Comments (1)  


   messageicon this chick I was talking to told me on facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from facebook for iPhone.
←Rate | 11-06-2010 21:10 by BB Comments (0)  


   messageicon All men were not created equal, look around more often
←Rate | 04-10-2011 04:03 by BB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just because you have headphones in your ears blocking external sound, does not mean your farts to not make noise.
←Rate | 04-10-2011 04:06 by BB Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you cut the head off a snake, it doesn't die right away, it's still dangerous. The war on terror is NOT over, just yet.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 02:20 by BB Comments (1)  


   messageicon Did Obama take ever take a economics class? Oh I'm sorry his school records are sealed too!
←Rate | 08-09-2011 03:39 by BB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Liberal = hypocrite. YOU: must do as I say ME: must do what feels good
←Rate | 08-09-2011 03:42 by BB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Obaman & other Liberal Dems The race card has become tired tattered and faded. Time to fabricate a new strategy.
←Rate | 08-09-2011 03:43 by BB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm proud to be an infidel
←Rate | 08-09-2011 03:45 by BB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama just announced his NEW plan! He is going to vacation in Martha's Vineyard
←Rate | 08-12-2011 03:27 by BB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love doesn't cost a thing... except tears, a broken heart, wasted time, and half ur sh!t.
←Rate | 09-21-2011 03:24 by bb Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎1st half take...my grandma could've defended better than the 49ers!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:05 by BB Comments (0)  


   messageicon There must be something behind the power outage at the super dome, may be stop the momentum??
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:49 by BB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love running my fingers through my girlfriend's hair. It's also a great way to let her know we're out of napkins.
←Rate | 12-29-2013 12:52 by BB Comments (0)  



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