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   messageicon Breaking news: Gary Glitter has applied for the England manager's job after hearing that two of the players are Young and Bent.....
←Rate | 02-09-2012 18:21 by Ballysboots Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently Wayne Rooney has visited Fabrice Muamba in hospital. "It's great, he can almost string a sentence together" said Fabrice.....
←Rate | 03-23-2012 14:57 by Ballysboots Comments (0)  


   messageicon I couldn't believe it when my wife announced she was leaving me for being too lazy. Especially after I'd spent all morning taking the Christmas decorations down.....
←Rate | 04-08-2012 08:17 by Ballysboots Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've just had sex the Manchester City way....I stayed on top for ages and still came second.....
←Rate | 04-09-2012 09:56 by Ballysboots Comments (0)  


   messageicon The phonetic alphabet for BJ is "Bravo Juliette." Which is exactly what I say to my girlfriend after a blow job....
←Rate | 01-09-2013 13:23 by ballysboots Comments (0)  



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