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   messageicon Be worried , God knows what you have been doing!
←Rate | 01-18-2010 15:27 by aZa Comments (0)  


   messageicon waiting alone in the car; Everyone outside automatically becomes a rapist...
←Rate | 10-30-2011 19:53 by Aza Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yo Momma is so fat, that when she sat on the iPhone she created the iPad.
←Rate | 10-30-2011 21:18 by aza Comments (0)  


   messageicon My hobbies are gardening, origami and meditation. In other words: growing weed, rolling a fat one, and passing out in a stupor.
←Rate | 10-30-2011 21:19 by aza Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today I chased a plastic bag down the street.. Not to capture any great beauty or anything.. It had my weed in it.
←Rate | 10-30-2011 21:19 by aza Comments (0)  


   messageicon it polite or rude to slide a note into the bathroom stall next to you that says, "heard you farting but it's ok you're in the right place :)"
←Rate | 10-30-2011 21:19 by aza Comments (0)  


   messageicon My life is like a Lambourghini. It's going too fast, and it costs too much.
←Rate | 10-30-2011 21:21 by aza Comments (0)  



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