anonunknown Funny Status Messages



Sort:  Recent   |   Oldest   |   Rating


Search Messages:
[Clear]

Search results for status messages containing 'anonunknown': View All Messages
Page: 1 of 1

   messageicon I guess tomorrow they're going to change the little guy's name to Punxsutawney Popsicle.
←Rate | 02-01-2011 23:35 by anonunknown Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife asked me if I wanted to go on a date for Valentine's, so I asked her with who and do I know her...................then the trouble started.
←Rate | 02-12-2011 19:57 by anonunknown Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well fellas another one bit the dust.......that's right he got married! Let us pray for him........................May GOD protect him, and that his wife will have mercy on his soul! And friend, I think it's time to start tweaking the whole " I, (name), a
←Rate | 02-27-2011 21:43 by anonunknown Comments (0)  


   messageicon You ever look at someone and think that there should've been "one child left behind"?
←Rate | 07-25-2012 00:38 by Anonunknown Comments (0)  


   messageicon Welcome to " Its Friday, b!tch3s!" You may place your attitudes in a laid back or don't give a phock position, underwear is optional, and as always, thank you for joining us on this weekend adventure!!
←Rate | 07-27-2012 15:09 by Anonunknown Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its finally Friday! Felt like it took a week to get here!!
←Rate | 08-10-2012 10:17 by Anonunknown Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just as I suspected! Monday suxs!!!!
←Rate | 08-13-2012 12:54 by Anonunknown Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like to zumba but usually its only because I'm either trying to put on my socks, tie my shoes, or put on my underwear!
←Rate | 08-14-2012 22:29 by Anonunknown Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm individually wrapped for freshness, that's why I get dressed in the mornings!!
←Rate | 11-01-2012 10:46 by Anonunknown Comments (0)  


   messageicon So I guess its true: once you go black...........
←Rate | 11-06-2012 23:55 by Anonunknown Comments (0)  


   messageicon oh good, my Obama bucks are still good!
←Rate | 11-07-2012 01:04 by Anonunknown Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking news: Colorado will soon be re-named Little Amsterdam and will host Cheech and Chong Headquarters. Also there will be a state Bong: Chong's Bongs! that is all!
←Rate | 11-07-2012 16:04 by Anonunknown Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you hate when you rush to the bathroom and the lady in the next stall won't share the TP?!?!?!
←Rate | 12-06-2012 21:21 by Anonunknown Comments (0)  


   messageicon i must be old school, I prefer 720p to 1080p.
←Rate | 05-10-2013 01:03 by Anonunknown Comments (0)  



«Previous
1

[Search Results] [View All Messages]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:

... characters left