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   messageicon What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman? Their criminal record.
←Rate | 05-08-2014 14:04 by YouCantSeeMe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always bring a condom with me on a night out. Unfortunately, it's always the same one.
←Rate | 05-08-2014 14:11 by YouCantSeeMe Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was in high school I was suspended for fingering a girl behind the bike shed. Now my son is in junior school and history is repeating itself. I've been arrested this time though.
←Rate | 05-22-2014 18:08 by YouCantSeeMe Comments (0)  



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