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   messageicon Did you know that most accidents occur within one mile of your home? Which is why I'm never going anywhere near your home.
←Rate | 02-22-2011 18:03 by WhiplashWally Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jesus walked on water, but I staggered on alcohol
←Rate | 02-22-2011 18:07 by WhiplashWally Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want those of you living on the West Coast to be extra careful today and make sure to put on your arm floaties before leaving the house. You know how I worry.
←Rate | 03-11-2011 09:25 by WhiplashWally Comments (0)  


   messageicon America: Where children are on leashes and pit bulls roam the streets
←Rate | 04-11-2011 17:48 by WhiplashWally Comments (0)  


   messageicon Congress decided not to raise the debt ceiling. If China calls, let it go to voicemail
←Rate | 06-03-2011 16:17 by WhiplashWally Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good Morning America challenged everyone to remove any article of clothing they were wearing that wasn't made in America. I was shocked by the results, but not as shocked as the people standing around me in Best Buy.
←Rate | 06-20-2011 09:15 by WhiplashWally Comments (0)  


   messageicon I stepped into the Wal-Mart bathroom and it smelled like Casey Anthony's trunk in there...
←Rate | 07-09-2011 09:41 by WhiplashWally Comments (0)  


   messageicon New research reported that men enjoy snuggling. A second study showed that men will say anything to get a researcher into bed.
←Rate | 07-12-2011 09:29 by WhiplashWally Comments (0)  


   messageicon A new study shows colon cleansing may have adverse side effects, but I have a feeling they pulled that finding out of their ass.
←Rate | 08-03-2011 00:10 by WhiplashWally Comments (0)  


   messageicon 36 Million pounds of tainted ground turkey was recently recalled. I'm not sure why anyone would want to buy turkey taint in the first place.
←Rate | 08-05-2011 16:38 by WhiplashWally Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife tried to buy something online yesterday.... Anyone know how to get a credit card out of a floppy drive?
←Rate | 08-30-2011 00:22 by WhiplashWally Comments (0)  


   messageicon So after leading on thousands of supporters in order to collect millions in campaign contributions, Sarah Palin has announced that she will not be running for President, but not without first spending stacks of donated cash on a cross country family vacat
←Rate | 10-07-2011 10:11 by WhiplashWally Comments (0)  


   messageicon A friend of mine was wounded in combat. He sprained his ankle when he tripped over a table during a bar fight.
←Rate | 10-11-2011 09:26 by WhiplashWally Comments (0)  



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