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   messageicon You know what's funny? Paintings of Adam & Eve where they both have belly buttons. Think about it, take all the time you need.
←Rate | 06-13-2012 19:17 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't glare at me lady! You're the one who named your kid Marco then yelled his name in this store!
←Rate | 06-13-2012 19:26 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the caller I.D. reads 'unavailable', then so am I.
←Rate | 06-13-2012 19:27 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon No officer I wasn't texting, that's dangerous. I was checking my Facebook.
←Rate | 06-13-2012 19:28 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Relationship status: DTF
←Rate | 06-13-2012 19:33 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you love it when your iPod is about to fall, and your earphones save it's life?
←Rate | 06-13-2012 19:44 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon My iPhone autocorrected "wish you were here" to "wish you were beer" and I sent it anyways.
←Rate | 06-13-2012 19:46 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone's been sleeping in my bed, said Papa Bear. Someone's been sleeping in MY bed, said Mama. Why don't you share a bed?! cried Baby Bear
←Rate | 06-13-2012 19:48 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got gas earlier for $1.19....too bad it was from taco bell.
←Rate | 06-13-2012 19:49 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's not you. It's me. I don't like you.
←Rate | 06-13-2012 19:52 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've ruined so many good songs on bad memories.
←Rate | 06-13-2012 20:08 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you get sexted by someone you don't like...does that mean you got molexted?
←Rate | 06-13-2012 20:12 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Time heals everything... except that stupid tattoo.
←Rate | 06-13-2012 20:16 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear whoever decides when breakfast is over at McDonald's, F*CK YOU.
←Rate | 06-13-2012 20:42 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I watch MTV cribs I don't feel bad about downloading music illegally.
←Rate | 06-13-2012 20:54 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had 3 bowls this morning. 1 of them was cereal...
←Rate | 06-13-2012 21:08 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I should be in Top Chef the way I Wake N Bake!
←Rate | 06-13-2012 21:15 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is weed illegal and alcohol isn't? Weed is completely harmless man! Smh
←Rate | 06-13-2012 21:22 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life was much simpler when we could play a friendly game of Red Rover and just clothesline the people we didn't like.
←Rate | 06-13-2012 22:04 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone makes mistakes, accept for me.
←Rate | 06-13-2012 22:05 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


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