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   messageicon If Lance Armstrong and Oprah was ever to have a baby they would name it Dope-rah
←Rate | 01-15-2013 21:28 by Space Monkey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear apartment next door, you can either have an infant or a puppy, kill one.
←Rate | 01-15-2013 21:33 by Space Monkey Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not pressing S H I T for English!!!!!
←Rate | 01-15-2013 21:36 by Space Monkey Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Hold on, I look like S H I T." {grabs Chanel bag}, "OK, better...Let's go" - Some hood rat chick
←Rate | 01-15-2013 21:41 by Space Monkey Comments (0)  


   messageicon You mean you guys don't write for TV sitcoms either?
←Rate | 01-15-2013 21:43 by Space Monkey Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's kind of cool how khaki Dockers and ugly people found each other
←Rate | 01-15-2013 21:54 by Space Monkey Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's creepy, then there's going to a strip club wearing a windbreaker
←Rate | 01-15-2013 21:56 by Space Monkey Comments (0)  


   messageicon My mom just called me and told me she has a new boyfriend. Django could be a white name too, right?
←Rate | 01-15-2013 22:02 by Space Monkey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Few things raise suspicion like a black guy in a Mercedes with a ski rack.
←Rate | 01-15-2013 22:04 by Space Monkey Comments (0)  


   messageicon We bought a zoo, because we bought some pot.
←Rate | 01-17-2013 01:12 by Space Monkey Comments (0)  


   messageicon To any of you sick guys out there thinking about catfishing me, I'm terrible at texting back and scared of commitment so please just move along.
←Rate | 01-17-2013 08:08 by Space Monkey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Manti Te'o should change his relationship status on Facebook to "It's Complicated"
←Rate | 01-17-2013 13:23 by Space Monkey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ron Jeremy is in the hospital... I think I've seen that one before on Redtube.
←Rate | 01-31-2013 14:41 by Space Monkey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Been watching these 2 black guys shake hands for the past 28 minutes.
←Rate | 02-04-2013 14:18 by Space Monkey Comments (0)  



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