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   messageicon The best advice I've ever seen on a sign was: "Familty Planning Use Rear Entrance"...
←Rate | 03-01-2011 07:02 by Sierota Comments (0)  


   messageicon That "No alcohol beyond this point" sign might as well say, "I bet you can't chug that whole beer!"...
←Rate | 03-04-2011 11:45 by Sierota Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm playing hide-and-seek with my kid... He'll never find me... He's not old enough to get into the bar...
←Rate | 03-05-2011 12:54 by Sierota Comments (0)  


   messageicon You'd be amazed how often I'm wrong when people say, "Guess what?"
←Rate | 03-05-2011 12:57 by Sierota Comments (0)  


   messageicon Learn to spell... Auto Correct isn't always write...
←Rate | 03-06-2011 13:07 by Sierota Comments (1)  


   messageicon International Women's Day... Because it's not like you want attention on any other day...
←Rate | 03-08-2011 07:45 by Sierota Comments (1)  


   messageicon The Dentist is the only man certified to say to a woman, "Lay down, relax, open wide, say ahh, now spit."
←Rate | 03-22-2011 09:46 by Sierota Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today's Weight-Loss Tip: Use Krazy Glue instead of lipgloss...
←Rate | 03-27-2011 12:21 by Sierota Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.
←Rate | 04-05-2011 15:04 by Sierota Comments (0)  


   messageicon There aren't any good slogans for condoms because there aren't any themes... Make some Harry Potter ones... "Protect your slytherin from hogwarts while you're in her chamber of secrets."
←Rate | 08-19-2011 16:50 by Sierota Comments (0)  



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