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   messageicon Me: "Hey, Siri, why do I always mess things up with women?" Her: "My name is ALEXA..."
←Rate | 10-19-2020 09:42 by ScottyGay Comments (0)  


   messageicon Went on a date last night and after it was over she said “Thank you for wearing a mask.” Honesty wasn’t sure how to take that. 😐
←Rate | 10-28-2020 12:26 by ScottyGay Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seriously… The Chick-fil-A drive-through workers could’ve counted these votes by now… and they’d give you a “my pleasure!“ while doing it. 😐
←Rate | 11-06-2020 10:51 by ScottyGay Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can’t figure out if every piano ends up being free or if it’s just the same piano that everyone passes around for free on Facebook Marketplace... 😐
←Rate | 11-26-2020 08:22 by ScottyGay Comments (0)  



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