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   messageicon Only 259 more shopping days till Christmas
←Rate | 04-11-2010 15:29 by Santa Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am like an unborn child, sometimes all I need is a push
←Rate | 06-22-2012 14:24 by Santa Comments (0)  


   messageicon 3 kinds of women:- Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have boyfriends and see wonders happen. The rest get married and wonder what happened.
←Rate | 06-22-2012 14:26 by santa Comments (0)  


   messageicon Relationships must be chosen wisely. It's better to be alone than to be in bad company. If something is meant to be, it will happen – in the right time, with the right person, and for the best reason.'Fall in love when you're ready,not when you're
←Rate | 06-22-2012 20:36 by santa Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me: Glad, I am very happy today. Life: lol!! one second :P
←Rate | 09-13-2012 08:04 by Santa Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just bought a pack of Condoms and the cashier asked me, "Sir do you need a bag"; I replied, "Na! She ain't that ugly". :)
←Rate | 12-13-2012 15:36 by SANTA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Coz that Pope started using Twitter, Santa just created his Facebook account. Guess what, all the kids are getting clothes and Bible for Christmas :)
←Rate | 12-14-2012 13:13 by SANTA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I see you have all behaved well during this year and for your present, Justin Bieber is going to retire from singing. - Yours Santa
←Rate | 12-18-2013 11:15 by Santa Comments (0)  



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