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   messageicon likes to think that when she squishes a spider, its final thought is, "Good. Being a spider is miserable."
←Rate | 04-01-2010 08:27 by Samuel Warren Comments (0)  


   messageicon had better get to work. these scissors aren't going to run with themselves...
←Rate | 04-01-2010 08:28 by Samuel Warren Comments (0)  


   messageicon The latest income-tax form has been greatly simplified. It consists of only three parts: (1) How much did you make last year? (2) How much have you got left? (3) Send amount listed in part 2.
←Rate | 04-15-2010 07:18 by Samuel Warren Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just wanted to let everyone to know - yesterday I received my Obama stimulus package for 2010. It contained two watermelon seeds, cornbread mix, and 10 coupons to KFC. The directions were in Spanish. Hope you get yours soon!
←Rate | 04-19-2010 11:05 by Samuel Warren Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was once challenged my own reflection to a staring contest. On the fourth day I won!
←Rate | 04-27-2010 13:38 by Samuel Warren Comments (0)  



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