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   messageicon My microwave has a button that says "STOP TIME", its probably to stop the timer but I don't touch it just in case
←Rate | 08-26-2010 23:30 by Sal Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
←Rate | 08-26-2010 23:46 by Sal Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girl texts you: What ya doing? You reply: Playing Xbox.. Err I mean lifting weights. Yeah lifting weights.
←Rate | 11-21-2010 13:10 by Sal Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is in the air..... Good thing I have my gas mask on xD
←Rate | 02-13-2011 17:14 by Sal Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Pi day!!! Party at my house.. BYOC (Bring your own calculator) :D
←Rate | 03-14-2011 13:25 by Sal Comments (0)  


   messageicon I named my iPod 'Titanic' so when I enter it in iTunes it says 'Syncing Titanic' and I feel like a H E R O when I press 'Cancel'
←Rate | 03-18-2011 23:48 by Sal Comments (0)  


   messageicon Goodnight I need to go to sleep early to be late for school tomorrow
←Rate | 03-21-2011 00:35 by Sal Comments (0)  



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