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   messageicon Thank you Flyers for a great season. The best I've ever seen. But hey Blackhawks I hope you enjoy drinking the beer from the cup. We peed in it.
←Rate | 06-10-2010 00:06 by SLAYER Comments (3)  


   messageicon if you are reading this you love lesbians!
←Rate | 07-13-2010 19:58 by SLAYER Comments (0)  


   messageicon about as nutty as a squirrel's turd
←Rate | 07-29-2010 18:48 by SLAYER Comments (0)  


   messageicon IRISH and PROUD!
←Rate | 08-05-2010 18:10 by SLAYER Comments (0)  


   messageicon just checked in @ none of your god damn business
←Rate | 08-29-2010 14:02 by SLAYER Comments (0)  


   messageicon just watched half of The Social Network and I got to say to that point it is absolutely one of the most boring movies I have ever seen..right..I know it's more of a movie for academic queers
←Rate | 11-03-2010 20:29 by SLAYER Comments (0)  


   messageicon what would the world be like if everyone went back to their own country?
←Rate | 12-12-2010 00:02 by SLAYER Comments (5)  


   messageicon broke as a mofo..why can't Santa Claus be real????
←Rate | 12-24-2010 18:48 by SLAYER Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks Bill Gates and Steve Jobs should be Santa Claus and forced to give us all presents
←Rate | 12-24-2010 18:53 by SLAYER Comments (0)  


   messageicon considering their age and current physiques, I think Arnold Schwarzenegger VS Sylvester Stallone would be a great street fight, although Stallone has a very slight edge
←Rate | 03-20-2011 17:34 by SLAYER Comments (0)  



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