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   messageicon the heart of a little boy....on a jar on my desk.
←Rate | 07-03-2009 12:24 by Rob Comments (0)  

   messageicon my children are ARE well behaved!! everyone just has high standards
←Rate | 10-19-2009 09:18 by rob Comments (0)  

   messageicon my wife said I need more calcium in my diet.. she then proceeded to knock my teeth down the back of my throat!!!!
←Rate | 10-19-2009 22:48 by rob Comments (0)  

   messageicon the doctor said pops has sugar in his urine now we cant stop him from peeing on his cornflakes.
←Rate | 12-11-2010 16:33 by rob Comments (0)  

   messageicon that was a sweet lifeguard job till the stupid blue kid got me fired.
←Rate | 12-11-2010 20:02 by rob Comments (1)  

   messageicon I now know what that black stuff is between elephants toenails....slow natives.
←Rate | 12-13-2010 13:08 by Rob Comments (0)  

   messageicon Got caught with a beer while driving... Who would have thought they would pull over a schoolbus.
←Rate | 12-20-2010 13:27 by Rob Comments (0)  

   messageicon robs tip for students #546- Teachers know when you're texting. Sincerely, No one just looks down at their crotch and smiles
←Rate | 12-25-2010 19:37 by rob Comments (1)  

   messageicon You know how when you're kissing someone and you want to take them into the bedroom to have sex with them? Yea, well I don't want to do that with you.
←Rate | 02-23-2011 01:22 by rob Comments (0)  

   messageicon The fact that you continue to speak ,although I informed you I'm not listening, puzzles me.
←Rate | 02-23-2011 01:27 by ROB Comments (0)  

   messageicon See this Ipod ? Hear the music ? It's the only thing that's keeping me from killing you right now .
←Rate | 02-23-2011 01:29 by ROB Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's not that I hate you it's just...ok, put it this way. if you were on fire and I had water. I would drink the water.
←Rate | 02-23-2011 01:30 by ROB Comments (0)  

   messageicon Humpty Dumpty sat on a bed Little Bo Pep was giving him head as soon as he came she started to weap she knew by the taste he was f**king her sheep
←Rate | 02-23-2011 01:31 by ROB Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Look at the keyboard ... you and I are together, look underneath it says JK."
←Rate | 02-23-2011 01:34 by ROB Comments (0)  

   messageicon Judge me all you want..But don't think I'll give a damn.
←Rate | 02-23-2011 01:37 by ROB Comments (0)  

   messageicon You can walk out that door and keep on walking... Because you never shut up and you're always talking.
←Rate | 02-23-2011 01:49 by ROB Comments (0)  

   messageicon Are you always this stupid, OR ARE YOU MAKING A SPECIAL EFFORT TODAY?
←Rate | 02-23-2011 02:04 by ROB Comments (0)  

   messageicon i would like to thank you people for letting me know its friday every week its thoughts like this that keep me on facebook.
←Rate | 04-22-2011 05:08 by rob Comments (0)  

   messageicon You've been H.A.D ... HAPPY APOCALYPSE DAY .
←Rate | 05-21-2011 09:21 by Rob Comments (0)  

   messageicon No seriuously we should not have dumped Osama bin Laden's body in the ocean ..... Neptune is pissed. He has Unleashed The Kraken's
←Rate | 08-28-2011 00:07 by Rob Comments (0)  


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