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   messageicon Being in prison and being married are alike in many ways except in prison there is a lot more sex.
←Rate | 11-11-2011 08:32 by RH Comments (0)  


   messageicon All I wanted for Christmas was to get promoted out of the friend zone.
←Rate | 12-26-2013 17:41 by rh Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm doing two count downs today. Liquor store to open & New Years! Don't dudge me.
←Rate | 12-31-2013 09:07 by RH Comments (0)  


   messageicon For my next trick, I’ll turn this 12 pack of beer into drunk dialing/texting.
←Rate | 01-24-2014 18:17 by RH Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just had Déjà vu...and you were a b itch both times.
←Rate | 02-01-2014 16:01 by rh Comments (0)  


   messageicon I made this status nice and short so you can just move on with your life.
←Rate | 02-03-2014 19:20 by rh Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I can't wait for New Years to be over!" -my liver
←Rate | 12-30-2014 19:03 by rh Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok effff it, I guess I'll go ahead and say it first, "new year new me!"
←Rate | 12-31-2014 22:28 by rh Comments (0)  



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